me as hell
everyone should watch this every day
*takes mirror selfies in front of every side of the house*
There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”
'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’
…you just gotta listen.
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
when you inflict a sick burn on someone but nobody else hears it
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
*hits on you* *actually hits you*